The Absolute Japanese State of Janque is a huge, safe nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 790 million Japanese are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nagoya. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Japanese economy, worth 62.1 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,587 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, nobody expected the fruit inquisition, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, and the entire entry for Janque in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janque's national animal is the free bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Janque is ranked 85,371^st in the world and 4^th in Free Japan for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 319.51 on the Clooney Contribution Index.