The Republic of Jazklartan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.877 billion Jazklartanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Jazklartanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,532 trillion florins a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,997 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, and Jazklartanian doors require a Ph.D. to open. Crime is totally unknown. Jazklartan's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jazklartan is ranked 18,854^th in the world and 409^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.68 law-abiding acts per hour.