The Princess Paradise of Jeruselem is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 45.456 billion Jeruselemites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Jeruselemite economy, worth a remarkable 3,627 trillion shekels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,813 shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, nude art is becoming wildly popular, Sex has been named as Jeruselem's national religion, and Jeruselem has designated Jerusalem as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeruselem's national animal is the Babylonian Kat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sex.

Jeruselem is ranked 279,367^th in the world and 7^th in Greater Prussia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.67 kickbacks per hour.