The Republic of Jesamono is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Joseph Climer Sr with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 8.009 billion Jesamonoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olympus. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Jesamonan economy, worth 918 trillion Drachmas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,625 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Netizens fiercely argue over who loves Joseph Climer Sr more, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jesamono's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jesamono is ranked 278,295^th in the world and 10,693^rd in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 6,419.05 Standard Monetary Units.