The People's Republic of Johetehe is a large, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 68 million Joheteheans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 9.1%.

The very strong Johetehean economy, worth 4.13 trillion deniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 60,768 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes all major gold finds, phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, and the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Johetehe's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Johetehe is ranked 127,113^th in the world and 2,870^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 74.83 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.