The Jingoistic states of Jonairadsylva is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.096 billion Jonairadsylvans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jonairadsylvan economy, worth a remarkable 1,612 trillion Jonairas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,823 Jonairas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jonairadsylvans refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, and cheese lovers have a case of the bleus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jonairadsylva's national animal is the Cockatoo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jonairadsylva is ranked 273,831^st in the world and 10,512^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 8,011.79 Standard Monetary Units.