The Democratic Republic of Jonaspheh is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jonah with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.279 billion Jonasphehians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lewiopolis. The average income tax rate is 57.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jonasphehian economy, worth 130 trillion US Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,992 US Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You can't spell society without CIS, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, and people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jonaspheh's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Jonaspheh is ranked 31,445^th in the world and 2,030^th in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,190.64 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.