The Nomadic Peoples of Jonklination is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Brotastic Assassin with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 20.073 billion Jonklinos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jonklination City. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Jonklinationian economy, worth a remarkable 1,674 trillion quantoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,437 quantoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, women across the country are tying the knot, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Brotastic Assassin to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jonklination's national animal is the izyoubr, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jonklination is ranked 11,329^th in the world and 26^th in Wintreath for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,471.28 pounds of wildlife per square mile.