The United States of Kaanstan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Big owo with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, aversion to nipples, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 8.556 billion Kaanstanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaanstanbul. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaanstanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,071 trillion owomiums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 125,184 owomiums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, billions of owomiums are spent to take high-quality photos of the Golden Slain Nebula, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaanstan's national animal is the Golden Slain, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fetishism.

Kaanstan is ranked 232,656^th in the world and 8,724^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 22,157.63 Standard Monetary Units.