Population | 716 million |
Currency | Breadstick |
Animal | Hound |
The Armed Republic of Kahooner is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 716 million Kahoonerians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.
The powerhouse Kahoonerian economy, worth 69.8 trillion Breadsticks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 97,542 Breadsticks, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.
Kahooner has designated Kahooner City as its capital city, referenda are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, and child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kahooner's national animal is the Hound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Kahooner is ranked 124,534th in the world and 786th in Europeia for Safest, scoring 70.84 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kahooner was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Following new legislation in Kahooner, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed.
- : Following new legislation in Kahooner, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose.
- : Kahooner was reclassified from "Right-wing Utopia" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Kahooner was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Kahooner was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Kahooner was endorsed by The Fresh Static Snow of Sanjurika.
- : Kahooner was endorsed by The Golden Mickey Mouse Republic of Disney Know it Alls.
- : Kahooner was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Kahooner was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 5 » Primorye Oblast, UPC, PhDre, Le Libertia, and Disney Know it Alls.