The Federated Communities of Kaihogarasu is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.681 billion Kaihogarasuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaihogarasuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,115 trillion pans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 104,393 pans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, snitches get riches, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election". Crime is totally unknown. Kaihogarasu's national animal is the crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kaihogarasu is ranked 5,686^th in the world and 102^nd in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,550.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.