The Federal Republic of Kairj is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 535 million Kairjians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 35.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kairjian economy, worth 35.4 trillion Kairiian lyras a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,126 Kairiian lyras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Judges are rumored to find in favor of whoever bribes them the most, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, and the number of students attending university has reached a record high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kairj's national animal is the capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kairj is ranked 98,504^th in the world and 143^rd in The Kodiak Republic for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,465.79 on the Gilded Widget Scale.