The Kingdom of Kakkalandan is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 622 million Kakkalandanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 12.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kakkalandanian economy, worth 22.7 trillion kakka dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,490 kakka dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, and excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions. Crime is totally unknown. Kakkalandan's national animal is the bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kakkalandan is ranked 108,486^th in the world and 2,662^nd in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 78.97 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.