The Federal Republic of Kakland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by CW Sanho with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 6.277 billion Kaks enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jahgajh. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kakish economy, worth 557 trillion Kakish Federal Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,871 Kakish Federal Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kakland's national animal is the Kakish Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Kristnism.

Kakland is ranked 69,460^th in the world and 69^th in Anteria for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,730.16 on the Gilded Widget Scale.