The Serene Federation of Kalenira is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Barclay of Solvin with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.038 billion Kalenirans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asteria. The average income tax rate is 22.9%.

The strong Kaleniran economy, worth 173 trillion Tlepis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 57,168 Tlepis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, Barclay of Solvin has just been declared ruler of Kalenira in an international press conference, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Kalenira's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Kalenira is ranked 241,737^th in the world and 9,457^th in Balder for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -6.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.