The Seventh Republic of Kalisau is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kirano Oketa II with an even hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.781 billion Kalisans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manurai-Nykoeu. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Kalisan economy, worth 68.8 trillion Kelise Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,629 Kelise Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government is reining in public spending, hungry families offer spare change to their social workers, Kirano Oketa II has just been declared ruler of Kalisau in an international press conference, and Kalisan Folk Religion has been named as Kalisau's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalisau's national animal is the Mongoose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kalisan Folk Religion.

Kalisau is ranked 38,620^th in the world and 20^th in Audinesca for Highest Food Quality, scoring 43.11 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.