The Rogue Nation of Kalmarth is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.636 billion Kalmarthians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 1.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kalmarthian economy, worth a remarkable 6,666 trillion Dong a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 260,048 Dong, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, you can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs, and farmers sing lullabies to soothe their livestock to sleep. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Kalmarth's national animal is the Puma, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kalmarth is ranked 284,958^th in the world and 21^st in Eladen for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -21.21 on the Clooney Contribution Index.