The Federation of Kalredia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Sokolovsky with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.417 billion Kalredians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foloskana. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kalredian economy, worth a remarkable 2,092 trillion Kalredian Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 326,120 Kalredian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Kalredian military unleashed its biological weapons, Chancellor Sokolovsky's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, and officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalredia's national animal is the Kalredian Kestrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Kalredia is ranked 288,984^th in the world and 11,085^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 3,261.21 Standard Monetary Units.