The Empire of Kaotics is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kodi Izanadi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.647 billion Lalas enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spyral. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lalafellian economy, worth 190 trillion gils a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,511 gils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, and schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaotics's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Four Lords.

Kaotics is ranked 185,419^th in the world and 3,533^rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Populations, with 1.65 billion capita.