The Community of Kaphellonia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kassandra Aetós with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.692 billion Kaphellonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ikaros. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kaphellonian economy, worth 199 trillion drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 74,022 drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Kaphellonia's radio stations, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaphellonia's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kaphellonia is ranked 4,981^st in the world and 5^th in Atlantis for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,737.68 on the Clooney Contribution Index.