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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,477thMost Influential: 4,676thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,166th
The Mountains of
Corrupt Dictatorship
The Eye Protects
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
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Karagayan

Population846 million

CapitalKaragaya
LeaderThe Eye of the Night

Currencytamass
AnimalMagpie

The Mountains of Karagayan is a huge, genial nation, ruled by The Eye of the Night with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 846 million Karanites are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karagaya. The average income tax rate is 82.4%.

The powerhouse Karanitian economy, worth 64.8 trillion tamasses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 76,617 tamasses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The Magpie is a protected species, they who do not work shall not eat, nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked, and gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karagayan's national animal is the Magpie, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Karagayan is ranked 8,166th in the world and 20th in Karma for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,061.52 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,477thTop
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Most Influential: 4,676thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,166thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,811thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,012thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,979thBest Weather: 12,236thHealthiest Citizens: 12,796thHighest Food Quality: 13,422ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,687thMost Cultured: 13,724thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,818thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,831stTop
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Most Inclusive: 14,627thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,944thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,086thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,405thMost Pacifist: 16,418thNicest Citizens: 18,303rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,001stLargest Welfare Programs: 19,740thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,209thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,735thMost Patriotic: 28,454th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 21st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 21st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 22nd in the regionBest Weather: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Karagayan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Karagayan, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Karagayan, nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked.
  • : Following new legislation in Karagayan, they who do not work shall not eat.
  • : Karagayan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Karagayan, the Magpie is a protected species.
  • : Following new legislation in Karagayan, The Eye of the Night's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
  • : Following new legislation in Karagayan, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Karagayan, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • : Following new legislation in Karagayan, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.

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