The Republic of Kardamitiania is a huge, safe nation, notable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic population of 276 million Kardamitianians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Healthcare, with Welfare, Public Transport, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 14.5%.

The strong Kardamitianian economy, worth 15.9 trillion Kardamats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 57,575 Kardamats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse, birth rates have hit an all-time low, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, and government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons. Crime is relatively low. Kardamitiania's national animal is the Kardamnian Cat.

Kardamitiania is ranked 43,035^th in the world and 19^th in Liberal Democratic Union for Safest, scoring 104.92 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.