The Democratic States of Katkasistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kat Mandoo with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, cheerful population of 20.347 billion Katkasistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chartreux. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Katkasistanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,015 trillion Kats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 295,653 Kats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one engages in 'locker room talk' any more, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, rare steaks seem even bluer now, and building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure. Crime is totally unknown. Katkasistan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Katkasistan is ranked 1,067^th in the world and 6^th in Europeia for Safest, scoring 163.15 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.