The Federal Republic of Kawany is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kawani with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.129 billion Kawanyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kawanygrad. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Kawanyian economy, worth a remarkable 4,093 trillion Dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 213,990 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children's TV shows are having a gay old time, a flying elephant and Kawani share the same nickname, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, and military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kawany's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secular.
Kawany is ranked 18,189th in the world and 19th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Populations, with 19.1 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Kawany was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Kawany was endorsed by
The United Socialist States of Linted.
- : Following new legislation in Kawany, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
- : Following new legislation in Kawany, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
- : Kawany was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
- : Following new legislation in Kawany, a flying elephant and Kawani share the same nickname.
- : Following new legislation in Kawany, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
- : Following new legislation in Kawany, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
- : Following new legislation in Kawany, pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold.
- : Following new legislation in Kawany, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 80 » 
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PEPEP, 
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The Great Comrades of the Revolution, 
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The hellish empire of BCC, 
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