The Empire of Kazafbajistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Kazuya with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 24.211 billion Kazafbajistanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turkmenbashi. The average income tax rate is 36.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kazafbajistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,308 trillion Kazzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 177,940 Kazzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, and commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives. Crime is totally unknown. Kazafbajistan's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kazafbajistan is ranked 5,259^th in the world and 339^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 113,703.83 Standard Monetary Units.