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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 264thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 267thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 293rd
The Oppressed Peoples of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Greater love hath no man than our leader
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Kazikdeath

Population7.798 billion

CapitalThe People's Center for Imperial Affairs
Leaderour Leader
Faithour State

Currencymurderlin
Animalvulture

The Oppressed Peoples of Kazikdeath is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by our Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, strictly enforced bedtime, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.798 billion Kazikdeathians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The People's Center for Imperial Affairs. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kazikdeathian economy, worth a remarkable 2,813 trillion murderlins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 360,787 murderlins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Chain-gangs are often seen toting barges and lifting bales, Kazikdeathians are unrivalled in obstacle courses, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews, and warnings about emergencies are the leading cause of emergency-related injuries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazikdeath's national animal is the vulture, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is our State.

Kazikdeath is ranked 174,025th in the world and 4,371st in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 9.72 Obesity Rate.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 264thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 267thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 293rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 448thLargest Black Market: 1,224thLargest Mining Sector: 1,509thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,525thMost Secular: 1,529thHighest Average Incomes: 1,564thMost Patriotic: 1,623rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,735thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,514thLowest Crime Rates: 2,831stLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,918thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,745thLargest Governments: 3,881stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,460thMost Avoided: 4,745thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,889thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,201stMost Authoritarian: 6,532ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,864thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,168thHighest Economic Output: 7,937thMost Conservative: 12,266thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,882ndLargest Insurance Industry: 16,020thSmartest Citizens: 18,181stMost Subsidized Industry: 19,326thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,045thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21,169thMost Efficient Economies: 28,821stMost Developed: 29,683rd
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 42nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 55th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 56th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 59th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 61st in the regionLargest Black Market: 61st in the regionMost Secular: 70th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 96th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 138th in the regionLargest Governments: 169th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 194th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 216th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 230th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 296th in the regionMost Avoided: 298th in the regionMost Extreme: 351st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 374th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 405th in the regionMost Conservative: 436th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 487th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 499th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 532nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 589th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 942nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kazikdeath's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Kazikdeath's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Kazikdeath, warnings about emergencies are the leading cause of emergency-related injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazikdeath, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazikdeath, Kazikdeathians are unrivalled in obstacle courses.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazikdeath, chain-gangs are often seen toting barges and lifting bales.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazikdeath, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
  • : Kazikdeath was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Kazikdeath ceased to exist in World of theia.
  • : Kazikdeath's influence in World of theia rose from "Dominator" to "Hermit".

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