Population | 7.798 billion |
Capital | The People's Center for Imperial Affairs |
Leader | our Leader |
Faith | our State |
Currency | murderlin |
Animal | vulture |
The Oppressed Peoples of Kazikdeath is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by our Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, strictly enforced bedtime, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.798 billion Kazikdeathians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The People's Center for Imperial Affairs. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Kazikdeathian economy, worth a remarkable 2,813 trillion murderlins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 360,787 murderlins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Chain-gangs are often seen toting barges and lifting bales, Kazikdeathians are unrivalled in obstacle courses, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews, and warnings about emergencies are the leading cause of emergency-related injuries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazikdeath's national animal is the vulture, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is our State.
Kazikdeath is ranked 174,025th in the world and 4,371st in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 9.72 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kazikdeath's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Kazikdeath's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in Kazikdeath, warnings about emergencies are the leading cause of emergency-related injuries.
- : Following new legislation in Kazikdeath, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews.
- : Following new legislation in Kazikdeath, Kazikdeathians are unrivalled in obstacle courses.
- : Following new legislation in Kazikdeath, chain-gangs are often seen toting barges and lifting bales.
- : Following new legislation in Kazikdeath, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
- : Kazikdeath was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Kazikdeath ceased to exist in World of theia.
- : Kazikdeath's influence in World of theia rose from "Dominator" to "Hermit".