The Federation of Kelvieslav is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by David Vandosvik with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 984 million Kelivieses are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Denisakgrad. The average income tax rate is 58.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kelvieslavian economy, worth 88.9 trillion Kelsncs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,351 Kelsncs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Film studios own the rights to actors' likenesses until the next millennium, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Kelvieslav, all tariffs have been abolished, and it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelvieslav's national animal is the Black Kelivie Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kelvieslav is ranked 65,311^th in the world and 63^rd in Anteria for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,954.74 on the Gilded Widget Scale.