The Constitutional Monarchy of Kevinski is a small, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 45 million Kevinskians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 13.1%.

The thriving Kevinskian economy, worth 3.41 trillion Kevs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 75,854 Kevs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, and passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kevinski's national animal is the Ancient Crows, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kevinski is ranked 32,797^th in the world and 53^rd in Astoria for Highest Food Quality, scoring 56.58 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.