The Federal Republic of Khaledonia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime minister gomez with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.498 billion Khaledonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ceiba. The average income tax rate is 15.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Khaledonian economy, worth 708 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 202,501 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and moonshine has made a resurgence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khaledonia's national animal is the Khaledian reindeer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Skein.

Khaledonia is ranked 222,724^th in the world and 5,474^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -5.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.