The Republic of Khalilabad is a huge, safe nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 532 million Khalilabadians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khalilabad. The average income tax rate is 59.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Khalilabadian economy, worth 22.3 trillion Iranian tomen a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,961 Iranian tomen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, the government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khalilabad's national animal is the Persian Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Khalilabad is ranked 248,630^th in the world and 9,370^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 17,078.42 Standard Monetary Units.