The Lasert Hoover of Khoikhoia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Admiral Sam Everton with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.359 billion Khoikhois are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porto do Cabo. The average income tax rate is 52.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Khoikhois economy, worth 145 trillion Khoikhois escudoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 107,027 Khoikhois escudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has learned that pulling out is messy, the secret service is working overtime to find anyone publishing unauthorized material about President Admiral Sam Everton, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms, and typing President Admiral Sam Everton's name into a search engine always gives zero matches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khoikhoia's national animal is the African fish eagle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Khoikhoia is ranked 17,104^th in the world and 20^th in Africa for Highest Food Quality, scoring 126.8 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.