The Community of Khoume is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Tann Kantor-Certain with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.457 billion Khoumeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mosaic. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Khoumean economy, worth a remarkable 1,507 trillion Favours a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 178,306 Favours, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Escalators are avoided at all costs, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, and sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery. Crime is totally unknown. Khoume's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Khoume is ranked 54,760^th in the world and 623^rd in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 25.53 flags saluted per person per day.