The United Kingdom of Kikir is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its fear of technology, anti-smoking policies, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, devout population of 770 million Kikiri have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iikteban. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kikirianh economy, worth 54.3 trillion Hiloketens a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,488 Hiloketens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, former nobles are being issued new identities in the wake of the end of serfdom, and ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kikir's national animal is the Мурахи, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kikir is ranked 230,084^th in the world and 215^th in Declansburg for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -5.66 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.