The Confederacy of Kimchichi is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its parental licensing program, ban on automobiles, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.255 billion Kimchichians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 43.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kimchichian economy, worth 59.8 trillion dollas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 47,644 dollas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, and the Gallery of Instasnap is the most popular museum in the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kimchichi's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kimchichi is ranked 220,263^rd in the world and 25^th in Benigtopia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.01 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.