The Kingdom of Kisovia is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.331 billion Kisovians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 44.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kisovian economy, worth 334 trillion dimes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 143,512 dimes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, even secular Kisovians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!", politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems, and foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security. Crime is totally unknown. Kisovia's national animal is the boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kisovia is ranked 11,856^th in the world and 763^rd in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 79,505.98 Standard Monetary Units.