The People's Republic of Kittsstan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chairwoman Monika Blossum with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.472 billion Kittsstanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lenin's Centre. The average income tax rate is 88.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kittsstanian economy, worth 169 trillion Feathers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 115,169 Feathers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, intelligence agencies frequently invite passers-by into their secret vaults for tea and biscuits, recognizing the Kittsstanian flag qualifies you for citizenship, and a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kittsstan's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kittsstan is ranked 105,446^th in the world and 321^st in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 200.18 on the Clooney Contribution Index.