The Empire of Kjelllandia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Reuvekamp with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.955 billion Kjelllandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reuvekamp City. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kjelllandian economy, worth 321 trillion legoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,880 legoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The turtle is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, Turtle is one of the most popular forenames in Kjelllandia, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and the Kjelllandian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kjelllandia's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Force.

Kjelllandia is ranked 23,399^th in the world and 1,489^th in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,398.24 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.