The Federal Republic of Klof is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Hereznov with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.153 billion Klofians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nepobedimyy. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Klofian economy, worth 962 trillion Klofian Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 231,869 Klofian Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Common misteaks slip threw as the Issues Editing Team adds issues by the hundread (Klof has found 2 easter eggs), stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, the government spends millions of Klofian Marks every year prosecuting spammers, and there is something rotten in the state of Klof. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Klof's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Klof is ranked 276,141^st in the world and 13^th in Mazdadez for Safest, scoring 7.27 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.