The United Socialist States of Klyptostan is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 1.99 billion Klyptostanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Klyptostanian economy, worth 227 trillion Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 114,235 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only adults may purchase violent video games, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Klyptostan's national animal is the Narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Klyptostan is ranked 269,068^th in the world and 10,308^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 9,710.03 Standard Monetary Units.