The Nomadic Peoples of Kochevnia is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.213 billion Kochevnians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tovetsk. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kochevnian economy, worth 755 trillion Karas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 121,578 Karas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, refugees from other nations are flocking to Kochevnia's border, and crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop. Crime is totally unknown. Kochevnia's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kochevnia is ranked 284,875^th in the world and 219^th in Thaecia for Most Patriotic, with 0.34 flags saluted per person per day.