The Empire of Koldostvorec is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 393 million Koldostvorecians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Хогвартс. The average income tax rate is 60.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Koldostvorecian economy, worth 24.8 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 63,205 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, and airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koldostvorec's national animal is the Fox and the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Koldostvorec is ranked 11,095^th in the world and 100^th in Europeia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 55.21 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.