The People's Republic of Kologi is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Razno with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 4.231 billion Kologians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kirie. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kologian economy, worth 919 trillion Hujs a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,207 Hujs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protests are legal but strictly supervised, edutainment video games are taking Kologi's students to the next level, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, and endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kologi's national animal is the Folf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kologi is ranked 6,242^nd in the world and 153^rd in the Pacific for Safest, scoring 127.68 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.