The Hindu Republic of Kombdillistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-working, devout population of 3.656 billion Kombdillistanis are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sommerlyst. The average income tax rate is 31.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kombdillistanian economy, worth 622 trillion Gamdoms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 170,258 Gamdoms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Public toilets are famed for their rear entries, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, and crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kombdillistan's national animal is the Golden Vixen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Kombdillistan is ranked 60,722^nd in the world and 99^th in Concord for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,224.63 on the Gilded Widget Scale.