The Free Land of Kontski is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 446 million Kontskians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 34.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Kontskian economy, worth 19.0 trillion otskis a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,705 otskis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art, chewing tree bark proves to have limited value during childbirth, statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty, and diplomatic cables about Leader have suddenly been very flattering. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Kontski's national animal is the jotskon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kontski is ranked 57,396^th in the world and 34^th in Anarchy for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,168.45 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.