The Godless Land of Kookadobia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Jerseyj with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.28 billion Kookas are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vancouver. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kookadobian economy, worth 354 trillion Refined Uranium Coins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,979 Refined Uranium Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolchildren are taught to boo and hiss at Jerseyj's name, the blood, sweat, and tears of poor Kookas make research institutes rich, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kookadobia's national animal is the Crested Red Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kookadobia is ranked 7,632^nd in the world and 20^th in Spiritus for Safest, scoring 124.8 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.