The Pink Kingdom of Kotat is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Riley with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 28.457 billion Kotatians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uhok Central. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kotatian economy, worth a remarkable 7,748 trillion Ko-tain credits a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 272,277 Ko-tain credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, t-shirts displaying a photo of Riley performing the Full-Monty are selling out, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", and government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read. Crime is totally unknown. Kotat's national animal is the hyena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Agnostics.

Kotat is ranked 286,164^th in the world and 1,269^th in Europeia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -23.24 on the Clooney Contribution Index.