The Forumnial Kingdom of Kravato is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Sandro Burkas with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.412 billion Kravatoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tuxernobli. The average income tax rate is 59.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kravatoan economy, worth 121 trillion Sarnoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,523 Sarnoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Kravato as a reminder of their "special relationship", manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, and statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kravato's national animal is the Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Relaxing.

Kravato is ranked 35,381^st in the world and 71^st in The Western Isles for Safest, scoring 107.06 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.