The Republic of Krayo29 is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Samantha Peach with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.875 billion Krayaneses are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of KsadKoyonna. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Krayo29ian economy, worth 150 trillion Yoyanos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,413 Yoyanos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Krayo29ian language, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krayo29's national animal is the Perro, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Laic.

Krayo29 is ranked 31,329^th in the world and 49^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,523.59 on the Gilded Widget Scale.