The Dictatorship of Kreuelikchin is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.066 billion Kreuelikchinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mundigrong. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.5%.

The strong Kreuelikchinian economy, worth 50.0 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,870 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Kreuelikchin in search of Loons, and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kreuelikchin's national animal is the Loon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Kreuelikchin is ranked 204,528^th in the world and 39^th in Hive for Largest Populations, with 1.07 billion capita.