The Republic of Kricivk is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Sean Lee with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.17 billion Kricivkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krivich. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kricivkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,185 trillion KRVKS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 165,299 KRVKS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
People with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, feeling like a winner comes at a price, the Kricivkian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, and park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kricivk's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Kricivk is ranked 6,240th in the world and 144th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 111.2 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Kricivk, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
- : Following new legislation in Kricivk, the Kricivkian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Kricivk, feeling like a winner comes at a price.
- : Following new legislation in Kricivk, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals.
- : Following new legislation in Kricivk, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
- : Following new legislation in Kricivk, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
- : Following new legislation in Kricivk, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies".
- : Following new legislation in Kricivk, commemoration of the Great the South Pacific War costs almost as much as the war itself.
- : Following new legislation in Kricivk, criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character.
- : Following new legislation in Kricivk, citizens are bleary-eyed after staying up all night with a good book (Kricivk has found 4 easter eggs).
